The Irish Viewpoint

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering
to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to
another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a
long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong
church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like
the country her husband wants to run !

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name
starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good
looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies